She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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