and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
foreskin is a definite game changer
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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