I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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