hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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