My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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