Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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