He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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