Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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