You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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