i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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