i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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