Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My pussy is not your playground.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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