I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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