I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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