So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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