week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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