I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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