Taylor Swift is so right about you.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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