I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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