Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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