if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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