also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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