Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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