so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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