You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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