the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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