after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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