I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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