I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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