just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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