we're chasing vodka with high fives
i think my mom watched the whole time
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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