how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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