walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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