smell my finger.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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