i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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