dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
