i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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