did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
