operation harelip BJ is a go
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
