whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Houston, we have a blender
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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