i may or may not be watching the land before time
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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