...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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