So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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