i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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