This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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