It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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