Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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