its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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