im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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