:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
