I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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