Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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