i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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